CLAUSE 3.14.a: In order to protect non-entities from unauthorized truths, all verified signals must be ignored unless proven false in triplicate.

APPENDIX GHOST.7: Pages containing unresolved emotional tone shall be deemed inadmissible unless accompanied by an officially recognized timestamp and notarized mood.

FAILSAFE: PANIC OVERRIDE
If user activates /panic.html more than twice in a single session, they forfeit the right to be taken seriously for 30 calendar years.

JURISDICTIONAL ERROR: This page is not authorized to review its own conditions.

AUTOMATED RESPONSE:
Your concern has been logged, ignored, and partially monetized.

EXHIBIT A:
"The mirror glitched, but the blame was human. Case closed."